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In Support of Hitler

I’ve been reflecting on the mainstream media’s response to the Baltimore riots. Cable news claims the riots are a noble reaction to constant white on black racism and a cop initiated ghettocaust. While violent, destructive, and lawless, the rioters are just black victims of white oppression. The media argues that any police officers and whites attacked are just cries for justice by a marginalized underclass. They are right. The people on the streets might be breaking the law and targeting a specific type of person based on race, but it’s their collective right. After all, a chip on a shoulder entitles one to murder people. Let’s have some empathy for the true victims here.

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Potential Connection to GamerGate and Gates Foundation

Late last year, the web lit up with controversy. Out of the blue, articles across multiple gaming sites were posted bearing the same message. They told the reader that gaming can’t be just for straight white males. They explained that the current gamer is an angry, basement dwelling nerd living in his parents’ basement. The core gaming community reacted in collective shock, as the claims were provably false.

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Hillary Clinton – The World’s Best Futures Trader

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In 1978 and 1979, Hillary Clinton managed to trade cattle futures so successfully that she made over 10,000% on her initial investment of $1000. This is remarkable on a number of levels. First off, she was new to trading and had no formal trading. She is, if not the most talented, one of the luckiest traders in the whole world. Let’s take a look at how Hillary managed to so effortlessly make so much money in under ten months.

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Salon TV Critic Can’t Tell Difference between Two Non-White Male Actors

Sonia Saraiya’s fingers furiously pounded the keyboard of her Macbook Pro. This piece of art, entitled HBO’s “Silicon Valley” leans in: The bro-tastic startup culture confronts its Woman problem in season 2, would be her magnum opus. Silicon Valley, a show loved by millions of people, was her target. She couldn’t believe that the unenlightened plebs had lapped up such utter garbage. They had been brainwashed by the misogynist culture that contaminates everything it has ever touched, from the pyramids to the building of modern civilization. She would free the masses from the chains of mental oppression. Brogramming culture, bro coders, and bros in general, all of them were to be smashed by this feminist warrior. The ratio of men to female characters on this show was way too low. Only two of the six main characters were female. By female we assume she meant gendered, as well as sex wise. It’s kind of crazy she didn’t clarify as we all know that gender is a purely social construct. We will assume she was not being transphobic, as she clearly has her heart in the right place.

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